you taught me how to hate and for that I am eternally grateful
I learned how to betray a good friend (you) without feeling bad
for that I can only thank myself
you saw me in the nightclub
grabbed my shoulders and said “hello Eva Moe”.
That night I also saw alien porn projected on the big screen
A haunted house and a 3 meter dick that looked like an old vacuum hose
a feeble woman jogging away from whatever arts and crafts the production team got into
I find myself near the Triple Rock where the slimy penis flopped around
but I think of you first.
I cast you as Lifetime Arch Enemy & paid you in thoughts on a rolling basis
now I’m hiring.
I wish you still thought my name was a curse
you wrote such wonderfully horrific things about me.