Enemy Friend Request quick write 

you taught me how to hate and for that I am eternally grateful
I learned how to betray a good friend (you) without guilt
for that I can only thank myself

you saw me in the nightclub
grabbed my shoulders
said hello
That night I also saw alien porn projected on the venue’s screen

A haunted house and a 3 meter dick (old vacuum hose?)
a feeble woman jogs away from whatever arts and crafts the production team got into

I find myself near the Triple Rock where the slimy penis flopped around
Somehow I think of you first.
Dammit, woman.
I cast you as Lifetime Arch Enemy & paid you in thoughts on a rolling basis
Now I’m hiring.
I wish you still thought my name was a curse
you wrote such wonderfully horrific things about me.