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  • YOU vs. ME part 4: BEHIND

    Click on the cover or right here to read part 4

    “Behind” is the final chapter of the four-part poetry series, You vs. Me. It’s angsty. It’s full of rage and bitterness. It’s the true spirit of You vs. Me.

    Other titles in this series:
    Part 1: Honestly
    Part 2: You’re Better Off
    Part 3: Leaving Everything

    Buy the book here

    Thank you for reading,
    Eva

  • YOU vs ME part 3: LEAVING EVERYTHING

    Click on the cover or right here to read part 3

    “Leaving Everything” is the third chapter of the four-part poetry series, You vs. Me.

    Other titles in this series:
    Part 1: Honestly
    Part 2: You’re Better Off
    Part 4: Behind

    Buy the book here

    Thanks for reading!
    Eva

  • YOU vs. ME part 2: YOU’RE BETTER OFF

    Click on the cover or right here to read part 2

    “You’re Better Off” is the second chapter of the four-part poetry series, You vs. Me. This chapter was originally going to be a stand alone chapbook called “Almost Love Poems” but I decided it needed to be part of a larger story.

    Other titles in this series:
    Part 1: Honestly
    Part 3: Leaving Everything
    Part 4: Behind

    Buy the book here

    Thank you so much for reading!
    Eva

  • Zelda poem #Lynel

    #lynel
    gung ho – hung tho


    i missed the lilacs bloom this year
    their sweetness and purple color.  
    Dumbass Me. Can’t believe it.  
    hooked into a jack ass with
    ass for days
    (centaur)
    nothing near as sweet as spring
    so i passed the lilacs a dozen times i bet
    one night i go outside just me
    i drop everything i can let go  
    in the grass
    no phone keys wallet
    it’s just me out there with restless crickets
    so i missed the flowers and became a kid  
    hosed out my stamina wheel  
    left the block breathless

    i sat in a cemetery before work
    on a bench by the service berries  
    white petal perfume
    pure and delicate.
    Birds chatting.  

  • I saw Space Balls before I saw Star Wars

  • I’M ON SPOTIFY

    I’m so stoked for this news. I didn’t think it would happen anytime soon, let alone this year! 

    Here it is on Spotify! <3 

  • Coworker chat

    At work the other day, a coworker and I talked about how tired and prone to mistakes we were.

    I said something my old history teacher used to say, “I’m a few sandwiches short of a full picnic.”

    My coworker thought I said “you’re a few inches short of a full dick pic.”

  • Two-Bucket Puke Day

    Just got off work at the music venue. It was an all-ages show so they have to be done at 10.

    The crowd didn’t do anything (hardly even danced) it was slow as hell for us. I walked around the club looking for something to do, making sure bartenders and whoever else didn’t need anything.

    The person who was Head of Security for the night came up and said, “Eva, there are two huge piles of puke at the door.”

    I said, “Sweet, I’m on it.”

    And you know those big ole yellow mop buckets you see when the store is closing?

    He said, “you’re going to need two buckets.”

    Other than that, work was pretty boring tonight. Fine by me.

  • YOU vs. ME part 1: HONESTLY

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    Click on the cover or right here to read part 1

    “Honestly” is the first chapter of the four-part poetry series, YOU vs. ME.

    Other titles in this series:
    Part 2: You’re Better Off
    Part 3: Leaving Everything
    Part 4: Behind

    Buy the book here

    Thank you so much for reading!
    -Eva

  • News from the Desk 9/10/18

    Hi friends,

    This year has been wild! Lots of personal developments, lots of career developments.

    One of my goals for this year was to finish recording an album, but I got together with a few pals and decided it’s best to make an EP of the songs I wrote this past year. We’ll play a few shows, and then work on the full-length. I’m calling the band Help Desk.

    Buffalo Sleeper is recording a new EP as well and we’re almost finished! I was supposed to record my vocal track yesterday but I got a cold 🙁

    I didn’t get accepted into most of the poetry competitions I applied for, which is okay. I like applying because it forces you to focus on deadlines and make new work. Still waiting on a couple to respond.

    Hope you’re well,
    Eva